Check out this crappy email from my friend Christina...

Subject: washing instuctions...
One day my housework-challenged friend, Jill, decided to wash her sweatshirt.
Seconds after she stepped into the laundry room, she called her friend, Christina, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," Christina replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
Jill yelled back, "UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA."
"Use Hot Water and Two Cups Bleach."

WAR EAGLE

(I tried not to be her friend but I loved her before I knew she was from Auburn!)